January 29th - Short Conversation

L: I'm upset with my best friend.
JB: Why is that?
L: I warned her about her new boyfriend. She didn't listen to me.
JB: What happened?
L: I gave her $1,000 for her birthday. I told her to spend it on herself.
JB: That was very nice of you.
L: I found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
JB: Why did she do that?
L: He said he would buy her a nice ring.
JB: What's wrong with that?
L: He went to Las Vegas. He lost it all gambling.
JB: I hope your best friend broke up with him
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L: Do animals talk to each other?
JB: Of course they talk to each other.
L: What do they talk about?
JB: They talk about other animals.
L: What else do they talk about?
JB: They talk about food and the weather.
L: Do they talk about us?
JB: Of course they talk about us.
A: What do they say about us?
JB: They say that we are funny-looking.
L: Ha! We're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
JB: We're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
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JB: I have to clean the house.
L: Yes, it's very dirty.
JB: You can help me.
L: Why me?
JB: Because you helped make it dirty and mom is working.
L: Alright. What do you want me to do?
JB: I want you to clean the bathroom.
L: Oh, that's a piece of cake ! Really easy.
JB: Clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
L: Oh my Gosh! That's a lot of work.
JB: Tell me when you finish.
L: I don't think so. You'll just give me more work.
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L: You're watching too much TV.
JB: What do you mean?
L: I mean you're wasting your life.
JB: It's Sunday and I'm only having fun.
L: You're sitting there with your mouth open.
JB: Who cares?
L: I care. Do something.
JB: Okay. I did something.
L: What did you do?
JB: I turned up the volume.
L: That's not what I meant by "do something."
JB: Will you do something? Leave me alone.
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L: Did you write a letter to your grandma?
JB: Yes, I did.
L: Did you tell her about me?
JB: I told her that you are getting better and better in English.
L: Did you put the letter in an envelope?
JB: Yes, and I sealed the envelope.
L: Did you put a stamp on the envelope?
JB: I couldn't find any stamps.
L: They're in the kitchen drawer.
JB: Okay. I just put a stamp on the envelope.
L: Give me the envelope, and I'll mail it for you.
JB: When is my grandma going to learn about e-mail?

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JB: Why are you yawning on the new sofa?
L: I'm sleepy.
JB: Why don't you go to bed?
L: I want to watch this TV show.
JB: Maybe you should record it.
L: The tape recorder is broken.
JB: Then you should watch the rerun.
L: Why? I'm watching the original.
JB: But you'll be asleep in about one minute.
L: I'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
JB: Okay. I'll tell you how the show ends.
L: Zzz.

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L: It's Sunday.
JB: So?
L: You know what that means.
JB: I forgot.
L: Sunday means we go to church with big tits.
JB: Oh, yeah. I promised him.
L: Are you going to put on a coat and tie?
JB: Why? I'm not going to marry him.
L: To show respect to God and others.
JB: I'm glad my promise was just on this sunday.
L: I hope God didn't hear that.
JB: He'll forgive me.

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L: Did you feed Belinha?
JB: I'll do that in a minute.
L: She  is meowing. She's hungry.
JB: Okay. I'll feed her right now.
L: You shouldn't make her wait.
JB: I was pleasing my online students.
L: Belinha doesn't care about your business.
JB: Actually she doesn't care about anything.
L: That's the way cats are.
JB: All they think about is themselves.
L: Maybe we should get rid of her. What about giving her away  to tetudoviscky?
JB: Of course not! She's family. Evelyn would kill me if everything happened to her.

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